Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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