He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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