doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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