I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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