What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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