East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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