is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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