Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
high people should be assigned attendants
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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