omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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