Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
