Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
