Nicole vs. Life
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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