He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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