They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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