May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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