So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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