its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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