I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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