sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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