Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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