I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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