Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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