1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
