I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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