sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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