they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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