Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Drake has all the answers
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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