Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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