Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
and she was petting her beer can
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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