I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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