But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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