I saw his package. It spoke to me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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