I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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