i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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