she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
She bit a glass in half.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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