does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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