In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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