I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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