I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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