I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
