Kiss
Puke
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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