Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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