Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
bring money and cleavage
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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