Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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