Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
In America we eat man semen.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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