There is no way he is gay with that hair.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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