I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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