i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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