Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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