Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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