found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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