He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
