The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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