you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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